Who is Kostas?

New evidence has come to light of the identity of the chancing Greek student, known only as Kostas, who has appeared on a number of weekend courses over the past 6 months.

Kostas hasn't appeared on every course and there seems to be no clear pattern as to which course he turns up to. He tends to appear towards the end of the first and second day of the weekend course when the teaching practices start.

Up to now, accounts of Kostas appearing on weekend courses have been scant, varied and somewhat confused. While some have found his presence disturbing, others have found the sudden appearance of a Greek student in their lessons bemusing.

Before we look at the recently discovered evidence, it's helpful to understand what we already know about 'Kostas' from eye-witnesses reports.

1. Kostas' father has a hotel in the sea, however it is not clear whether the hotel is actually submersible or not.

2. Most accounts confirmed that Kostas works in the hotel, in something called "the Boogie-disco". What he actually does in this place can only be speculated upon.

3. In his free time, he kills octopus and "makes his body on the bee-ach", again we have been unable to confirm the true nature of these activities.

4. He rarely seems to travel out of Greece, preferring to spend time instead at his grandmother's village. Some reports refer to a favourite 'go-at', but once again further elucidation is not forthcoming.

Do we have a profile of Kostas?
One lady from a recent course was said to be "overcome" by his "bluntness", another was "reduced to tears" when he opened his mouth. Kostas is also known to use his eyebrows to devastating effect, causing one retired school mistress from Dundee to faint. Those attending weekend courses are being urged to avoid direct eyebrow contact.

However, thanks to new video footage, we can now form a clearer profile of Kostas as a person. Enabling us to truly get a handle on Kostas.

The shocking video was filmed by undercover operatives staying at Kostas' family hotel in Greece. It is a recording of the very moment Kostas' brother, Andreas, invents the famous Greek aeroplane dance.

We have decided to show you this video because should you encounter Kostas on a weekend TEFL course, being forewarned is being forearmed. We are very keen to hear from anyone who has encountered a person answering this description. We have a dedicated forum so please leave your comments there, remember, knowledge shared is a sticky situation spared!

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